I am the Bad Wolf

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

#communism works on paper but not on tile or marble

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lokis-army-at-221b:

NOW I’M LAYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

OH

OH

TRIBBLE TRIBBLE TRIBBLE

medicennenu:

lackyannie:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

YES PLEASE.

(via smexyketchup)

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

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shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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